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On the Eve of a Bachelorette Party, Let’s Contemplate the Penis

Guys, do you have any idea how many phallic-shaped objects you can buy? And do you know how many of them have smiley faces on them? I’m flying home to California this weekend to attend a bachelorette party for one of my best girl friends. I want to bring her a present. When I thought of what to buy her, my immediate thought was: I gotta buy her something penis shaped. This is an odd thought to have especially when you’re sitting on the couch next to your significant other, the TV quietly playing reruns of Friends, with your housecat nestling between you. The scene looks common and innocent to the naked eye, yet the girl on the couch, the one wearing glasses while staring blankly at the window, is actually thinking what can you find penis shaped, maybe we can get her a penis scarf or maybe a penis hat? Penis glasses? Penis socks penispenispenispenis The penis baffles me. I tell my partner this all the time. Like, I’m really puzzled by it because it is …